As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Inside reads: "Hope you get just what you want today. ". Funny birthday card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Wish someone with a great, slightly off-color, sense of humor a happy day with a funny birthday card they're sure to appreciate.




Shipping fast and 100% satisfaction guarantee: we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every time. Blank inside: blank inside for your own message if necessary. Newest design: tired of the same old traditional greeting cards? Look no further! Our greeting card with the newest design and sweet sentiment, which is definitely better than buying a generic card at the store.
Imagine seeing a huge smile on your loved one’s face when they unwrap a hilarious gift full of love. Should you have any issues, every order, please feel free to contact us! Order now with confidence! Nothing says I love you like giving a funny greeting card. Sturdy card come with thick envelope: the card is made from solid card stock which is less likely to be bent or cause any crease.





1. Hallmark
#ad
Hallmark Shoebox Funny Naughty Birthday Card Bow on It
#adHallmark #ad - Printed on high-quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Cover features a cartoon of a naked man surprising a woman in bed, who's responding, "I don't care if it has a bow on it—that doesn't count as my gift.Inside reads: "Hope you get just what you want today. ". Funny birthday card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Wish someone with a great, slightly off-color, sense of humor a happy day with a funny birthday card they're sure to appreciate.
More information #ad
With a hilarious design and sentiment, this is the perfect way to make any birthday boy or girl laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark #ad |
Part Number | 349RZF1054 |
Model | 349RZF1054 |
More information #ad
2. OJsensai
#ad
Naughty Card for Women Her, I Hope Your Birthday Is Ass Nice Ass Your Butt, Funny Butt Birthday Card for Girlfriend, Cute Bday Card from Boyfriend
#adOJsensai #ad - It is perfect for an adult birthday. Our card features a cute butt illustrations, this beautiful card is for sure to make recipients laugh. Surprise your loved one with this dirty card. Cards are printed on recycle 300gsm linen cardstock for a luxury feel.More information #ad
Regular sized card 8 x 5. 3inches / 205 x 13. 5cm with an envelope for mailing or gifting. Blank inside, leaving a lot of space for your personal message. The card reads i hope your birthday is ass nice ass your butt.Brand | OJsensai #ad |
Manufacturer | OJsensai #ad |
Height | 0.08 Inches |
Length | 8.07 Inches |
Width | 5.31 Inches |
Part Number | OJMG-HK174-BH |
More information #ad
3. Alzombi
#ad
Funny Anniversary Card, Card for Boyfriend Husband Fiance Girlfriend Wife Fiancee, Birthday Card
#adAlzombi #ad - Prompt delivery. Comes with envelope, blank inside. Card measures exactly 8"x 5. 3" / 205 x 13. 5 cm. Made from premium smooth 300gsm white card, handmade quality. Printed on smooth, heavy, recyclable cardstock. All cards are packaged in a plastic sleeve.More information #ad
Brand | Alzombi #ad |
Manufacturer | Nimab #ad |
Part Number | NM-BBYSD-MD |
Model | NM-BBYSD-MD |
More information #ad
4. Alzombi
#ad
Funny Anniversary Card, Birthday Card, Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him or Her, Sexy Card
#adAlzombi #ad - This funny card will sure bring a big smile to the recipient. Fast delivery. Made from premium smooth 300gsm white card, handmade quality.More information #ad
Perfect sizewhen folded: | 8 x 5. 3 inches | 205 x 13. 5 cm. Folded card is blank inside for your personal message. Envelope included. 100% satisfaction guarantee.Brand | Alzombi #ad |
Manufacturer | Nimab #ad |
Part Number | AZB-YWZSXG-HK-MP |
Model | AZB-YWZSXG-HK-MP |
More information #ad
5. Bemoor
#ad
Wedding Anniversary Card for Wife, Anniversary Card for Wife, Naughty Cute Birthday Card for Wife from Husband
#adBemoor #ad - The heavy envelope with a cut in closure makes it easier for you to use, and it is even a bit glittery which makes it looks a high-fashion. You can write down some expressions treasured in your heart and cannot normally be said in your daily life.Shipping fast and 100% satisfaction guarantee: we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every time. Blank inside: blank inside for your own message if necessary. Newest design: tired of the same old traditional greeting cards? Look no further! Our greeting card with the newest design and sweet sentiment, which is definitely better than buying a generic card at the store.
More information #ad
Personalized and unique gift for wife: the perfect anniversary or birthday gift for wife. Imagine seeing a huge smile on your loved one’s face when they unwrap a hilarious gift full of love. Should you have any issues, every order, please feel free to contact us! Order now with confidence! Nothing says I love you like giving a funny greeting card. Sturdy card come with thick envelope: the card is made from solid card stock which is less likely to be bent or cause any crease.
Brand | Bemoor #ad |
Manufacturer | Bemoor #ad |
Part Number | BM-FHK-118-S |
Model | BM-FHK-118-S |
More information #ad
6. GIFTING GIGGLES
#ad
Anniversary , Mother's day, Birthday, Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day | 30th 40th 50th 60th, Girlfriend, Funny Inappropriate Romantic Joke Card for him or her, Wife, Boyfriend, Husband or Lover | Naughty Gift
#adGIFTING GIGGLES #ad - Printed on thickest 16pt cardstock we could find so it feels substantial in the hands of the person you are giving it to. Ships inside a thick Kraft mailer to prevent rips tears and bending during the shipping process. Laughter is the key to good living and give the gift of laughter to the one you care about, life is for living not living uptight ! If you don’t love your card for any reason we will offer a full 30 – day money back guarantee no questions asked ! Made in usa.More information #ad
Includes envelope and metallic gold seal to give it sweet finishing touch.Brand | GIFTING GIGGLES #ad |
Manufacturer | Gifting giggles #ad |
Height | 1 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Width | 7 Inches |
Part Number | white |
More information #ad
7. Norssiby
#ad
I Fucking Love You Card, Funny Birthday Card for Him Her, Naughty Anniversary Card, Love Fucking You Card
#adNorssiby #ad - A funny, naughty and sexy birthday, anniversary or valentines day card for your lover. Blank inside allowing you to write your own message. Printed on 300 gsm card and professionally printed on 100% recyclable card stock.More information #ad
Card size:8" x 5. 3" inches folded. Fast delivery, 100% satisfaction guarantee. I love fucking you. Oppps i mean I fucking love you. Thank you for taking the time to read this listing.Brand | Norssiby #ad |
Manufacturer | Norssiby #ad |
Part Number | NXB-HC07-WCANN-NB |
More information #ad
8. Kirynurd
#ad
Funny Anniversary Card for Husband Boyfriend, I Wish I Were an Octopus…, Birthday Card for Him Her Girlfriend Wife
#adKirynurd #ad - Say how you really feel with this funny card, it is sure to bring a smile to his face. Blank inside for your own message if necessary.More information #ad
Comes with easy sealing envelope. Digital printed on quality 300gsm recyclable card stock. Fast delivery. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Card size: 205 cm x 13. 5cm / 8" x 5. 3".Brand | Kirynurd #ad |
Manufacturer | Decolove #ad |
Weight | 0.07 Pounds |
Part Number | ZYJNR-GC-XH |
Model | ZYJNR-GC-XH |
More information #ad
9. Ulbeelol
#ad
In and outside the Bedroom, Card for Partner Him Her, Happy Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card, Dirty Birthday Card
#adUlbeelol #ad - 5. 100% satisfaction guarantee. 2. Printed on premium, smooth, heavy card. 1. Card measures 7. 9 x 5. 3 inches folded. 4. If you want an funny and lovely birthday card for your lover, this card is perfect. Comes with envelope in sealed cellophane bag. 3. Blank inside for your own message.More information #ad
Brand | Ulbeelol #ad |
Height | 0.08 Inches |
Length | 8.46 Inches |
Width | 5.51 Inches |
Part Number | HPCGK-014-ZZ |
More information #ad
10. WhatSign
#ad
WHATSIGN Happy Birthday Card 4"x6" Funny Birthday Scratch off Card,Naughty Rude Birthday Greeting Card with Envelope for Her Him Husband Boyfriend Fiance Men Girlfriend Wife
#adWhatSign #ad - Perfect birthday gifts: funny birthday card is a great gifts for husband boyfriend fiance men him girlfriend wife her, give them love and happiness. Happy birthday card: Naughty birthday greeting card blank inside for your own message if necessary.More information #ad
Material: happy birthday card made of high quality cardstock paper, easy to fold flat and writing. Scratch off design: the birthday greeting card is printed with words "scratch & match 3 to win", bring suprise and joy to your recipients. Scratch birthday card: funny scratch off birthday card measures is 4" x 6", comes with a red envelope.Brand | WhatSign #ad |
Part Number | SR-HK-TZ |
More information #ad